We always knew our customers were the cleverest ones out there – here’s a selection of wonderful Limericks that the Solutions staff had a great time chortling over!

84791 Mason Bee Kit:
There once was an Orchard Mason Bee
Seeking a home to nest in was she
A Mason Bee Nest Kit
Was the very best fit–
And now there are one-hundred-and-three!
-Sande W.

64361 Artscape Window Coverings:
Artscape gave me a way
To keep curious neighbors at bay
But the light still comes in
Showing stacked boxes and bins
In need of unpacking and putting away!
-Becky S. Solutions Team Member

83668 My Lunch Bag:
I used to eat lunch from a sack
At the office I looked like a hack
Now my shiny pink Lunch Bag
Is a gift about which I brag
That my daughter just needs to give back!
-Elaine O. Solutions Team Member

83689 Pambra’s Bra Liner:
My life with the Pambra is cool
Creating an aura as calm as a pool
Without it, I’d be crying
From sweating without trying
So I feel like a goddess (as a rule)!
-Susan V. Solutions Team Member

84788 Doggie Dooley Kit:
The Doggie Dooley’s the best
For cleaning a major dog mess
You just pop up the lid
So the poop is all hid–
Mother Nature takes care of the rest!
-Debby D. Solutions Team Member

68049 Cargo Carryall:
Shopping bags ripped and tore,
When they slid all ‘round the car floor.
With the Cargo Carryall they don’t tumble
And I no longer grumble
When driving back home from the store!
-Louise H. Solutions Team Member

84342 Kathy’s K-9 Krunchies:
We have an old poodle named Trés
Who loves to eat food all day
We bought him your Krunchies
To control his bad “munchies”
Now the weight comes off during “play!”
-Elaine O. Solutions Team Member

64834 EZ Moves II:
Moving is SUCH a chore
And can really be quite a bore
But EZ Moves glides make it easy
Piano moving – breezy!
Saving my back from being sore.
-Becky S. Solutions Team Member

65071 Instant Bug Screen:
With Instant Bug Screens no doors are agape,
Or beckoning holes and inviting shapes
So the winds never blow
In critters you don’t know –
Like a fly, a bird, or an ape.
-A Satisfied Customer

64356 Miracle Cloth™
The Miracle Cloth is the best
More cleaning power than the rest.
My house stays clean and neat
(With kids and pets, that’s no mean feat)
No other cloth wins the test!
-Trish H. Solutions Team Member

84687 Dirt Stopper Mat
We once had a house guest named Shamus
Who always put the blame on us
For floor messes he made
So the Dirt Stopper Mat we laid,
And cleanup never again was a fuss!
-Allison M.

I went to Solutions.com
To find a perfect little rug
I found just what I wanted
Now my shoes are as snug as a bug
-A fan

2 Responses to “Submit a Limerick results posted here!”

1. Pamela Haven says:

   March 17, 2009 at 12:56 pm

   I went to Solutions Blog
   of my time it was not a hog
   it made me laugh, it made me smile
   now back to my work I must file…
   -Pamela aka Pambra’s

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2. Margie Smith says:

   March 18, 2009 at 2:17 pm

   Pambra’s bra liners are awesome….if you haven’t tried them……….they are a must try!!! You won’t want to go without them! Take my word for it…..great…great…great!

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